You are being attacked and made fun of online (snark attack), and need to counter attack.
A service that offers an army of online people for hire to counter attack. These are real people with real accounts on all the leading social platforms. You can specify what countries they should come from, list the places that need to be attacked (the articles, blog posts, the publisher’s social media streams, etc.), and what you want to achieve (want them to say) in general terms, and how long to keep attacking. They will then post again and again massively attacking the story that was published, the author, the publisher, etc.
Many web pages exist that are today’s equivalent of “yellow” newspapers. They are not very particular about what they publish as long as they get the clicks.
These websites rely on user behavior, so let’s make them change by obscuring their metrics. Create an army of participating users that “behave” in counter-intuitive ways to confuse these websites. By commenting and liking and visiting all kinds of pages on these sites, if done in sufficient numbers, will obscure the accurate view of user behavior from the publisher. These should be centrally coordinated and seem totally random.