Hire an Apprentice
Why?
Get someone to do all the tedious stuff in your life so you can have more time for your important work, and give them insight and access to the “secrets and knowledge” of makes you a success.
How?
Advertise for a free or very low paying apprentice position with you. You need to be able to give them true knowledge they are interested in, and it’s probably better if they are young (late teens to early twenties.) They need to be hard workers, and intensely interested in the areas you are knowledgeable in. Publish (an ad) with a list of reasons why they should not apply (no or low pay, hard demanding work, etc.), and also why they may want to apply (unparalleled access to you and your knowledge.) You need to discourage all but the right people from applying for the right reasons.